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"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Joan Hickson

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

Whodunits

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

Conflicting Reports

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"That's more like it!"

Subtitle Guessing

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

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