Superstition Sleuth Pillows

Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes,that in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'Don't worry, I'm not superstitious.'

'Thankfully I'll no longer have to hide my lucky rabbit's foot.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Isn't it true that you deliberately stepped on a crack because you were angry with your mother for giving you a time-out on the day in question?'

"Oh dear! Did you recently tread on a crack in the pavement?"

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Net Zero Superstitions

"Eeek! I just realized that your my 13th paranoid this month!"

Support group for mothers with kids who step on cracks.

"Watch out! You almost stepped on a crack!"

Shadow Tripping.

"He always worried that living at number 13 was unlucky, but it's just superstitious rubbish."

Obvious problem.

'I'm superstitious, I never walk under a ladder, I touch wood...' '..And he never works on a week with a Tuesday in it!'

'I think we're really onto something here...it seems that most of your problems started when you broke that chain letter in 79.'

"I gave Smiley some shoes for her birthday...and she walked away and never came back."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"Woah...wouldn't it be weird if someone died while reading the obituaries?"

"Landlady alert."

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Experts through the ages.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head