Suggestion Box Skeptic Pillows

Suggestion box.

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

The suggestion box.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

Time Clock.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestions Box

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

Snitching box.

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'I was afraid this wouldn't work.'

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

£50 Suggestion Bonus - Congratulations, Donkin. That idea of yours is going to save us millions.

"Do you offer a warranty?"

'Thank you for letting us know that you have nothing better to do!'

"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"

"Be careful what you wish for. It could lead to higher taxes."

"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."

Spent it on all the best investment advisors money can buy

Dare you to make a suggestion.

Man being eaten by snake

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

'Dad says our house has a skeptic system.'

Mountain guru has suggestion box.

Post Suggestions In Here. . . and don't forget to flush.