Suggestion Box Fan Mugs

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Wine of the Day Club

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Hole Sale

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Woman opens sushi box.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Suggestions Box

Remote Toaster

Snitching box.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

It was love at first sight.

Dog at the Returns Desk

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

Greetings cards

'For now, just watch it -- we can dissect the plot later!'

'It's a conversation piece.'