Jack-in-the-box Fan Gifts

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Robot surgery.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

EU

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."