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"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Starvation Watching

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

People and robots

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

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"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."