Union Jack Fan T-Shirts

Made in England

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Tree Squirrel

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Birds on the wing

EU

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

William Hague as Churchill.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"Date night again already?"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.