High Jump Fan T-Shirts

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Caliologist

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Jokes machine.

Birds on the wing

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Michael McIntyre.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party