Boxing Fan Gifts

"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Okay. Sniff each others' butts, and come out fighting.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Komplains window.

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

Boris Johnson

EU-budget fight

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

Always introduce the smallest guy first.

'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"Watch out for his right hook."

'Pillow fight!'

Boxing Snowmen

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Sponsorship Deal

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

'The computer is down! The computer is down!'

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

'You have a red belt already?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Usually, we just 'thump' the ground when there's danger son, but that will do nicely...'

' I'd better make a note of your blood group...'.

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

Trump battles Kim Jong-un.

Lobbying Parliament.

'Marquess of Queensbury ryles? Naw, kid, this match is by the rules of Marquis de Sade.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'Whack 'em Jack 'em Robots'- A parody of a nostalgic toy

Boris Johnson vs Corona