Boxing Fan Pillows

"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

'Okay. Sniff each others' butts, and come out fighting.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Boris Johnson

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

Komplains window.

Always introduce the smallest guy first.

EU-budget fight

'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'

Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Watch out for his right hook."

Boxing Snowmen

'You have a red belt already?'

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

'Pillow fight!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Lobbying Parliament.

'Usually, we just 'thump' the ground when there's danger son, but that will do nicely...'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'The computer is down! The computer is down!'

' I'd better make a note of your blood group...'.

Sponsorship Deal

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

'Marquess of Queensbury ryles? Naw, kid, this match is by the rules of Marquis de Sade.'

Trump battles Kim Jong-un.

Whistler's Mother at Sharkey's

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Remember, no hitting below the belt, and no fighting at the dinner table."

"I Win!!!"