Boxing Fans With A Twist Pillows

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Sheep In Curlers

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Musical Fight

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

'She is being impossible again.'

"I Win!!!"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Robot porn.

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

Biden vs Putin

Trump vs Biden

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags