Experimental Sports Fans Pillows

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Where's my horse?'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Say, I just had a thought

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

Ballooning,

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Teamwork

Pommel horse

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Referee Whistle Music.

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

Playing Golf with a Broom

Socially Distanced Boxers

A football, tennis racket, and a bowling pin are running across road. . . A nearby road sign reads: 'GAME CROSSING.'

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

Tennis in jail

"So, coach...why don't you take Mr. Nutcrusher's bags up to his suit while he and I talk a little business...?"

Baby Pigskins