Boxer Fan Pillows

Ciaran Fitzgerald

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Fox hunting.

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"