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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Fox hunting.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

EU

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"