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Stunning politeness.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'Bit late to find out you're a pacifist, ain't it?'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Elvis and Lionel Rose.

The pop-up book of fighters

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

Bears

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Early Exercise Machines

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.