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"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"... and come out fighting, boys."

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Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.