Boxings Pillows

"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

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