Boxing Pillows

'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'

Fight or flight?

Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?

'Could you repeat the question?'

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

"..And no punching below the belt"

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'Okay. Sniff each others' butts, and come out fighting.'

"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."

Knockout!

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

Office of Fair Trading boxer

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Boxers: 'It looks like someone could use a hug.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Always introduce the smallest guy first.

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'