Boxing Gifts

'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'

Fight or flight?

Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?

'Could you repeat the question?'

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"Please, feel free to disagree."

"..And no punching below the belt"

'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

'Okay. Sniff each others' butts, and come out fighting.'

"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."

Knockout!

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Office of Fair Trading boxer

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

Boxers: 'It looks like someone could use a hug.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'When are these fools going to get it through their thick skulls?... You can't fight city hall.'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

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