Boxing Matches Gifts

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Early Exercise Machines

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

EU

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'