Boxing Match Day Gifts

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Honesty in retail

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

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