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'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Honesty in retail

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Early Exercise Machines

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

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Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'