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'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'