Boxing Match Lover Gifts

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."