Boxing Book Lover Gifts

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'