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'To be honest Fran, our marriage is going through a tricky patch.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"I AM at my usual position."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."