Boxing Match Spectator Gifts

'To be honest Fran, our marriage is going through a tricky patch.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"I AM at my usual position."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.