Boxing Commentator Gifts

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'