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"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

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'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Brighton Rocky

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'No hitting below the belt.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Winter Olympics

Fight Club.

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

Generic Tragicomment

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

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'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

'Come out and fight.'

'How was I to know she was into martial arts?'

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