Fight Fan Who Loves Theatrics Gifts

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

No hitting below the belt!

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Such petulance!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'He has a great left hook,'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."