Fight Fan Who Loves Theatrics Pillows

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Such petulance!'

'He has a great left hook,'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Mike Tyson

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'