Fight Night Enthusiast Gifts

The Championship Fight Between Heenan and Sayers, on April 17, 1860

"Come on, you can beat this guy. If he was any good, he wouldn't be fighting you!"

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

Boxer receives the last rites before his fight.

'And in this corner... what the... hurry up!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'