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"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Boxing Bull Fight

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

Fight Club.

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

Winter Olympics

'No hitting below the belt.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

BREXIT BRITAIN...

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

'How was I to know she was into martial arts?'

"Unfortunately, I left the middle class before the middle class got to be so important."

'Come out and fight.'

"There! Now It's Democratic Socialism!"