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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Really big bang

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

The changing of the guard.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!