Boxing Announcer Gifts

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Presenter Auditions.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."