Boxing Satirist Gifts

Conscientious objection.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can you hear me now?"

Racketeer

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Loser's Podium.

Vikings to the Super bowl.