Boxing Satirist Pillows

Conscientious objection.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can you hear me now?"

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Racketeer

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Loser's Podium.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'