Sports Satirist Gifts

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Swimmer with large feet.

We're trying for a broader demographic.

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Why the game Pong Ping never caught on.

Bowled out on extra wickets.

'Look at him tackling bribery and corruption charges!'

The latest twist on office football pools.

'I hate this hole,'

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

England Fans.

'What a terrible shot - and you call yourself a doctor?'

'Turn your head and cough.'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'I can't sell you fake blood or ketchup for the next three years,'

'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Controversy at the World Staring Championships

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

New Umpire Signals

Apples and oranges

The Doping Games?

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

Do Not Feed the Ballplayers Steroids...

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

"Ha, ha! That's a pretty weird way to play croquet!"