Boxing Strategist Gifts

“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

Boxer with a suit of armour on.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Early Exercise Machines

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

EU

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.