Boxing Strategist Gifts

“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

Boxer with a suit of armour on.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Early Exercise Machines

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."