Boxing Tactician Gifts

The old one, two...

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Building business relations.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Football.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Smite him, my son!"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'