Ring Tactician Gifts

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

"Keep working on his right knee, you're weaing him down."

"No hitting below the belt - that's been the secret to his success."

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Smite him, my son!"

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

'I know I can count on you. . .that's the problem.'

'He'll be okay once the bell rings.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Building business relations.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"That was a rumor day."

The Use of Cavalry

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."