Ring Strategist Gifts

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

"I told you to watch that left hook of his."

'You'd be a good boxer except for two things. . .Your hands.'

Boxer

'Now that I've got him coming to me, how do I make him go away?'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'Violence may be the answer.'

'We've exhausted diplomacy and sanctions have had no effect. ... You have no choice but to get out there and beat the living daylights out of him.'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The Decline of Europe

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

A collective sigh of relief.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Smite him, my son!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

New Silk Road,

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"