Show-ring Strategist Gifts

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Input From The Front Office

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Duh!"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."