Showtime Strategist Gifts

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Pre-performance rehearsals could get intense.

Sir Winston Churchill

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Pull and all nighter...

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

Charles de Gaulle

"Spoiler alert – it's gonna end like it did the other 117 times."

"Read me that story that puts you to sleep so I can play in the internet."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'