Showtime Strategist Pillows

Pre-performance rehearsals could get intense.

Sir Winston Churchill

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Pull and all nighter...

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Charles de Gaulle

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Spoiler alert – it's gonna end like it did the other 117 times."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"Read me that story that puts you to sleep so I can play in the internet."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana