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'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Input From The Front Office

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Duh!"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'