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"Nobody likes a showoff."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

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'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

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'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'