Showoff Strategist Mugs

"Nobody likes a showoff."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'