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"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

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'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Smite him, my son!"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Mike Tyson

'He has a great left hook,'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'Look out for his low punches.'