Rink Tactician Gifts

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Football.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Human males marking territory.

"Smite him, my son!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."